Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Very few times does a movie leave me smiling by the end, and when it does, it's usually because A)Christian Bale was in it, or B)It was actually fucking GOOD. This movie was beyond GOOD, and moreso divine. I mean, it's PERFECT. The asshole badguy Warden gets what is coming to him, and the two main characters ARE FREE! Goes to show that whether it's 19 or 40 years in prison, you can still live your dreams, no matter what your age! I did feel sorry for that Brooks guy, though, who hung himself. He just couldn't handle automobiles, I guess. The smell of gasoline must have depleted some of his marbles. Anyway, Tim Robbins is my hero, fo sho. Morgan Freeman is always the wise old dude who never ages. If you want to watch a movie that is both inspirational, and full of man rape, watch this one!
Monday, July 16, 2007
I wish I could wipe my ass with this movie. This has to be one of the worst pieces of shit ever made. Actually, it shouldn't even be in the same category as shit, because it was worse than shit. I had tears in my eyes from laughing at this movie; not because it was actually funny, but because it was so fucking bad. The dialogue sucked, the actors sucked, and the concept of a horror movie that has the military in it should just be forgotten. The only halfway decent actor was the sergeant, and of course he gets killed off. Not by a monster, not by someone actually trying to kill him, but by his own fucking troops... ON ACCIDENT! How stupid is that? I feel bad that my boyfriend had to pay twenty dollars for us to see an abomination of mankind. I guess we made up for it by sneaking into The Last Mimzy afterwards.