I hate this movie. - The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

I wish I could wipe my ass with this movie. This has to be one of the worst pieces of shit ever made. Actually, it shouldn't even be in the same category as shit, because it was worse than shit. I had tears in my eyes from laughing at this movie; not because it was actually funny, but because it was so fucking bad. The dialogue sucked, the actors sucked, and the concept of a horror movie that has the military in it should just be forgotten. The only halfway decent actor was the sergeant, and of course he gets killed off. Not by a monster, not by someone actually trying to kill him, but by his own fucking troops... ON ACCIDENT! How stupid is that? I feel bad that my boyfriend had to pay twenty dollars for us to see an abomination of mankind. I guess we made up for it by sneaking into The Last Mimzy afterwards.